Devil’s Advocate: Farewell to Fauci
Jim Kavanagh
Noble Heart
I watched the
emergence of Anthony Fauci into international prominence over the past two
years with particular interest. He and I are graduates of the same New York
City high school, a commonality that gives me some insight into his
intellectual formation. Though it was some years after him, I played on the
basketball team, too. Somewhere, there’s a picture of me in those cool shorts, that
I promise you will never see.
Regis High
School is a unique institution. It is a highly selective, academically
rigorous, all-boys Jesuit high school on the Upper East Side of Manhattan. It
is widely considered the best Catholic high school (and one of the best
overall) in the country. It gave Anthony Fauci (and me) a strong classical
rhetoric-and-logic education in the Jesuit tradition —the Iliad and Odyssey,
the Aeneid and Caesar’s Wars, in the original Greek and Latin. It’s an education
that, at its best, laid the foundation for logical and critical thinking, and
prepared students for the best liberal arts colleges. It also fostered Catholic
and Jesuit ethical values, which, of course, have changed over the years.
The Jesuits were formed as the vanguard of the Counter-Reformation and have historically been attached to reactionary politics, but the order is also highly adaptable to the changes
in social ideology, while maintaining a consistent commitment to educating the
future elite. By the time I was in high school, some good men like Daniel
Berrigan, were teaching smart students to see the world through lenses of
intellectual and moral honesty, helping them lapse to the left. Like Fidel, who
said the Jesuits who ran the high school he attended, “influenced me with their strict organization, their discipline and their values. … They
influenced my sense of justice.”
Even more
unusual for an academically elite school on the Upper East Side, Regis is
tuition-free. Unique, indeed. That’s because it was endowed in 1914, by the
widow of New York City mayor Hugh Grant, to offer a free rigorous education to
the boys from the city’s poor Catholic (Irish, Italian, etc.) immigrant
families. Yup, before it was the home of the UN and Gossip Girl, the East Side
was a neighborhood of slaughterhouses and the East Side Kids.
So, into the
70s at least, Regis was a school to which middle strata (virtually all white) Catholic
families—from dockworkers and firemen to lawyers and pharmacists (Fauci’s
father)—throughout the NYC region strove to have their sons accepted. Many kids
commuted over an hour each way every day. It was understood as the ticket to a
solid professional career. And, indeed, it produced a slew of very smart
lawyers, doctors, and professors (not so much bankers) who become loyal alumni.
Here's a prototypical testimony—including the “it changed my life” part—from a
well-known alumnus:
It was definitely my ticket out of Staten Island, because it got
me into a Catholic high school called Regis, which would change the course of
the rest of my life. I was extremely lucky to get accepted to Regis, because
(a) it’s one of the best high schools in the country and (b) it’s free.
For Catholics in New York, Regis is almost like the Watchtower building for
Jehovah’s Witnesses. Tens of thousands of kids apply for a hundred and twenty
spots in each class. To this day, if a Catholic mother hears that I went to
Regis, she will grab my face and say, “God bless! What a wonderful place!” --Colin Jost
This Regis High
School background might help you to understand a couple of things about how I
understand the phenomenon of Anthony Fauci. First of all: Think you've seen
Fauci worship in mainstream media over the past two years? Nothing compared to the Zoom meetings with my
Regis classmates! Anathema is the precise word for any criticism of
Anthony Fauci in that circle. When I sent them the link to my anti-mandate article last year, I
got a slew of derogatory responses, including this wish to see me die in agony:
"My one regret is not being present in the COVID ICU to witness the author
struggling for his final agonal breath." From a medical doctor. At a
Catholic hospital. Noble Hearts, as we Regians call ourselves. (“My Ours
Be The Noble Heart” is the school anthem.)But what best
explains the relevance of Regis to Anthony Fauci is an anecdote regarding my
nephew, who applied to the school some years after me. His father, my oldest
brother (who had not gotten into Regis and pooh-poohed it, though unavoidably
respecting it) wanted his son to go, but my nephew was more interested in going
to high school with his friends in Queens rather than commuting to the geeky
school in Manhattan. Having passed the exam, my nephew headed into the
obligatory personal interview with a Jesuit, who asked him a stock interview
question: "Who is the historical personage you admire most?"
Sensing the chance to shock the sensibilities of the old priest and the
old man, and to banish the prospect of four years in nerdville, my nephew
replied: "Judas Iscariot." When asked to elaborate, he pointed
out that Judas did the dirty but necessary work that nobody else would, though
it brought shame and scorn on him from all quarters, and performed the key act
without which the rest of the story would not have been able to unfold in the
gloriously celebrated way that it did, yada, yada.
My nephew was
not showing off his knowledge of a recently discovered Gnostic gospel. He was
just being a smart-ass. But, "smart" was the operative word. Much to
his surprise—though not to those who are familiar with the intricate wiles of
the mind that is known as "Jesuitical"—he was accepted. One can
just hear the good fathers: "Now that is the kind of student we
want at Regis."
And
that is what I heard every time Anthony Fauci spoke: The rhetorical
skill that crafts a sinuous and compelling narrative that fixes our attention
on the best of a worst case and obfuscates the rest. The ability to deceive and
dissemble without (for the most) part saying anything demonstrably false,
by soliciting sympathetic identification with what his audience likes to think is
true about the subject in question, but above all about how smart he and they
are. That is the perfect intellectual persona for the apex medical
bureaucrat speaking for the most corrupt corporate-captured “public” agency. Pharma
is a devil, and Fauci is the Devil’s Advocate. And I know where he developed
that rhetorical (in the classical sense of the word) skill and intelligence.